A Confused Dildo

A Confused Dildo always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

A Confused Dildo often carried a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It would have been an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Confused Dildo often carried a rubber chicken to cuddle. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Confused Dildo craved for a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Dildo desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Dildo always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to select.