Their Curious Dildo

Their Curious Dildo desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

Their Curious Dildo desperately searched for a ball to put in the bath with him. This seems a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.

Their Curious Dildo always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Their Curious Dildo looked for a bat that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

Their Curious Dildo wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It would be a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Their Curious Dildo desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.