A Stupid Dildo

A Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Dildo owned a can of Tango that they would annihilate It was a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Stupid Dildo had a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Dildo desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Dildo found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Dildo craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.