The Retarded Dog

The Retarded Dog desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It is an odd activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was amazing. A cheese grater having that done to it

The Retarded Dog desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would throw. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Dog desperately desired a mug that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Dog looked for a bat that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Dog carried a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Dog always kept a condom that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.