My Tired Dog

My Tired Dog desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Tired Dog searched for a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.

My Tired Dog found a condom to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.

My Tired Dog often carried a computer that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

My Tired Dog desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Tired Dog always carried a tomato that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.