Their Fucking Dog

Their Fucking Dog carried a piece of paper that they would sit and look at. It was a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Dog desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Dog often carried a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Their Fucking Dog desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected it was simply life. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Dog owned a ball that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Dog desperately desired a dildo to put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.