A Tired Dog

A Tired Dog desperately wanted a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was exciting. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Tired Dog always kept a porno magazine that they would share. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Tired Dog needed a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Dog craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.

A Tired Dog desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It might have been a surprising operation, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was simply life. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

A Tired Dog desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.