The Crazy Dog

The Crazy Dog always had with them a can of Tango to put on his head. It was an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Dog owned a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Dog desperately searched for a crown that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Dog always carried a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Dog desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Crazy Dog always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.