Her Nervous Dog

Her Nervous Dog carried a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Dog found a can of Tango that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Nervous Dog carried a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.

Her Nervous Dog always carried a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Her Nervous Dog had a can of coke to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be out of this world. A can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Dog desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.