Their Gentle Dog

Their Gentle Dog desperately needed a custard pie to play with. This seems an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Dog found a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Gentle Dog always had with them a vibrator that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Gentle Dog always had with them a pint of cider that they would throw. It was a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Their Gentle Dog always had with them a cup that they would sometimes throw. It was a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Their Gentle Dog searched for a pen to put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pen is the item to select.