Her Weary Dog

Her Weary Dog had a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Weary Dog always had with them a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Weary Dog often carried a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Her Weary Dog always carried a magic 8 ball to play with. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Weary Dog craved for a dildo that they liked to embrace. It might have been a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Her Weary Dog often carried a ball that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.