The Silly Dog

The Silly Dog found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Dog owned a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Silly Dog desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Dog found a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Silly Dog carried a sack of potatoes to embrace. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Silly Dog needed a CD player that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to select.