The Fat Dog

The Fat Dog owned a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Dog desperately wanted a pint of beer to share. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Dog desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Dog wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Fat Dog always carried a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Dog craved for a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.