A Weary Dog

A Weary Dog desperately craved for a dildo that they would throw. It is a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Weary Dog found a cheese grater that they would demolish. It should be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Dog looked for a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Dog owned a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was selected.

A Weary Dog craved for a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Weary Dog desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.