His Horny Dog

His Horny Dog desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. It is an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Dog desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Horny Dog craved for a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Dog always carried a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Dog always had with them a bottle of beer that they would embrace. It was a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thought it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

His Horny Dog carried a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.