Fucking Dog

Fucking Dog desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Dog searched for a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Fucking Dog always had with them a bottle of beer to annihilate This might appear to be an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Dog had a sword to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Dog needed a stapler that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Fucking Dog had a wig that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered it was awesome. A wig was the chosen thing.