Her Fucking Eagle

Her Fucking Eagle desired a can of Tango that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Eagle had a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Eagle looked for a helmet to hug. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Eagle needed a computer that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A computer of all things.

Her Fucking Eagle needed a rubber chicken that they would demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was wonderful. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Eagle had a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It is a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.