His Purple Elephant

His Purple Elephant desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Purple Elephant desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Purple Elephant desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

His Purple Elephant needed a cup that they would often smash. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Elephant owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

His Purple Elephant desperately searched for a helmet that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be magnificent. A helmet was the item that was opted for.