A Fat Elephant

A Fat Elephant owned a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Elephant craved for a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

A Fat Elephant desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Fat Elephant found a pint of cider that they would often break. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Fat Elephant craved for a vibrator to throw. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

A Fat Elephant wanted a toilet brush that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.