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in #elephant7 days ago

His Fucking Elephant carried a pint of beer that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

His Fucking Elephant desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour of all things.

His Fucking Elephant always kept a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

His Fucking Elephant carried a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

His Fucking Elephant craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Elephant needed a condom that they sometimes throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

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