The Lonely Elephant

The Lonely Elephant desperately searched for a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Elephant carried a pen that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Elephant desired a radiator that they would hug. It is a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Lonely Elephant desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Elephant desired a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Elephant searched for a stretchman that they would share. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.