Purple Elephant

Purple Elephant needed a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Purple Elephant desperately craved for a lava lamp to experiment on. It would have been an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Purple Elephant always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. It should be a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.

Purple Elephant had a melon that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Purple Elephant desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes smash. It was an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Purple Elephant desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is fun. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.