Her Confused Elephant

Her Confused Elephant desired a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Elephant desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Her Confused Elephant craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Elephant desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to play with. This seems a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Her Confused Elephant desperately searched for a ball to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

Her Confused Elephant desperately looked for a mug to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.