Their Exciting Elephant

Their Exciting Elephant always had with them a set square that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Elephant looked for a mug that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting Elephant found a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Their Exciting Elephant always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Their Exciting Elephant desperately desired a chocolate bar to share. One might say this is an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Their Exciting Elephant craved for a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.