His Boring Elephant

His Boring Elephant craved for a little monkey that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

His Boring Elephant desperately wanted a wig that they liked to drop. One might say this is an astonishing action, to most, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.

His Boring Elephant wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Elephant always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Elephant searched for a wig that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

His Boring Elephant desired a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.