Handsome Elephant

Handsome Elephant always had with them a teapot that they liked to throw. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Handsome Elephant always carried a porno magazine that they would often break. It should be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Handsome Elephant always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. It should have been an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Handsome Elephant desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Handsome Elephant craved for a bag of flour to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Handsome Elephant always kept a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was spectacular. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen thing.