Horny Elf

Horny Elf desperately wanted a computer that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Elf desperately craved for a cup that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to choose.

Horny Elf found a block of cheese that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Horny Elf owned a bottle of wine to share. It might be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Horny Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Horny Elf desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.