Their Dodgy Elf

Their Dodgy Elf searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Their Dodgy Elf wanted a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

Their Dodgy Elf desperately needed a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

Their Dodgy Elf craved for a can of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awesome. A can of coke is the item to opt for.

Their Dodgy Elf desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Their Dodgy Elf desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to select.