His Different Elf

His Different Elf desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to play with. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

His Different Elf always kept a hat that they liked to share. It would have been a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen item.

His Different Elf wanted a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

His Different Elf always had with them a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

His Different Elf always had with them a little monkey to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

His Different Elf desperately needed a dildo that they liked to break. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.