The Purple Elf

The Purple Elf looked for a crown that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to select.

The Purple Elf desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Elf had a sponge that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Elf found a piece of paper that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Purple Elf needed a pen that they would often throw. It is an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

The Purple Elf searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It is a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.