Her Boring Elf

Her Boring Elf often carried a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Her Boring Elf desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would hug. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Boring Elf needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Her Boring Elf always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Elf wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Elf desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.