His Anxious Elf

His Anxious Elf needed a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

His Anxious Elf carried a cheese grater that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

His Anxious Elf often carried a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

His Anxious Elf desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. It should be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Elf desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an original proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Anxious Elf desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a weird action, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.