Round Elf

Round Elf craved for a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Round Elf wanted a spade that they would hug. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

Round Elf craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Round Elf had a bat that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat having that done to it

Round Elf always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a weird idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Round Elf desperately desired a cup that they would often experiment on. It might have been a weird action, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.