My Green Elf

My Green Elf desperately looked for a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Green Elf found a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It is an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Green Elf had a bat to share. This is certainly a strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

My Green Elf always carried a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Green Elf desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes throw. It should have been an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was fun. A stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Green Elf always carried a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.