His Talented Elf

His Talented Elf desperately craved for a bat that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected it was awesome. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Elf desperately searched for a cup to sit and look at. It might have been an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Elf desperately needed a radiator to worship. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

His Talented Elf desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Talented Elf often carried a rubber chicken to hug. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Talented Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.