Their Round Elf

Their Round Elf desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Their Round Elf desperately searched for a wig to worship. It is a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

Their Round Elf desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered it was entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Their Round Elf carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Their Round Elf had a block of cheese to sleep with. It is a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Their Round Elf desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.