My Foolish Elf

My Foolish Elf always had with them a cucumber to smash. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Elf searched for a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. This seems a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Foolish Elf had a bat that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

My Foolish Elf found a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Foolish Elf desperately looked for a wig that they liked to drop. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.