The Silly Elf

The Silly Elf desperately searched for a mug to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Elf owned a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. A bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Elf desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Silly Elf craved for a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Silly Elf always had with them a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Elf looked for a bottle of wine to eat. It is a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.