Their Bewildered Elf

Their Bewildered Elf desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Their Bewildered Elf desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Elf desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke being the item selected.

Their Bewildered Elf desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese being the item opted for.

Their Bewildered Elf had a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.