His Adventurous Elf

His Adventurous Elf carried a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

His Adventurous Elf wanted a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Adventurous Elf found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

His Adventurous Elf desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to play with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Adventurous Elf desperately craved for a CD player that they would rub on his belly. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Adventurous Elf desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.