The Green Elf

The Green Elf searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a stretchman being the item selected.

The Green Elf wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Green Elf owned a stapler that they would often drop. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Green Elf always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Green Elf always kept a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Green Elf always carried a spade that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a new operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.