The Lonely Elf

The Lonely Elf searched for a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Elf had a magic 8 ball to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Elf wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Lonely Elf searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. It is an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Elf craved for a ball that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Elf carried a ball to insert somewhere. This seems to be an odd idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.