His Stupid Elf

His Stupid Elf looked for a piece of paper to demolish. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Elf found a cucumber that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be epic. Remarkably, a cucumber having that done to it

His Stupid Elf had a set square that they would sleep with. It is a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.

His Stupid Elf often carried a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Stupid Elf always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Elf looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.