Her Lonely Elf

Her Lonely Elf carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Elf desperately wanted a tomato to play with. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato of all things.

Her Lonely Elf searched for a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Elf always kept a cheese grater that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Elf desired a pen that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Elf found a piece of paper to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.