The End - Yeah Right, Sure, Uh-huh, Okay

God had said to me, " You probably have not noticed this but most of my devout, saintly followers have bad teeth."

Now years ago as a faith healer, I have noticed that the method of pulling out diseases, infirmities, and mendings of that which is painful did not seem to include dentistry as all the various religious works: Voila! And the various faith healers did not wave their hands or whatever we did, and new set of teeth appeared in the mouths of those whose strong faith ....

Now, I am laughing as I write this because I swore before I went to the dentist I would not tell him or anyone there as they imagined how I came to have set of choppers that looked like this, "I know why you look like this, you're a smart ass with a smart mouth, and ...," The dentist said.

Know, I would simply not tell the dentist or any of the technicians, "Your mouth is horribly infected, and I will prescribe, and that new tooth there is a piece of an old broken tooth coming out, and," He said.

She was absolutely gorgeous, the X-ray lady. "That tooth there is a new tooth that came in when I was sixty-three, pull the one behind it instead." She laughed. She was single. I could tell because as I sat in the chair, she put her left brown-hazel eye within an inch of mine and held it there for a second times two minutes. Of course I could have been hallucinating but - it's a man thing. I'll get back to it.

I had been come on to by an older hair stylist in Walmart as I sat in the chair. She noticed I had no wedding ring. I told the long story of what happened to three wedding rings.

"I suppose that is your wife sitting in that chair?" Yes I replied.

Yes, I had to clear with God to go the dentist, "Beware," The Most High had said, "I will regrow you a set of teeth!"

I finally won over his opinion with, "With that tooth gone, it will be so much easier to grow a new one."

I did not tell the dentist what he thought were the remnants of two crowns were also new teeth, not the remaining roots because those had come out on their own years ago. I would have a complete set of new teeth if only there were no antimatter weapons of the voiders and vampiric soul energy sucking devices of a different antimatter type of the Tigers! Who knows, maybe the antimatter jinn did that too.

Yesterday I found myself in my own outpost, instead of heaven's Welcome Center, filled with Tigers! Yay!

While we fought, I talked in a booming voice about all those who surrendered were transported back to their own universe and set free. Slice, chop, parry, thrust, and swords absorb, "All of your children we have captured are there, most of the younger women, ..."

Surprisingly, the Tigers stopped. Nevertheless, yes they had been able to slap more than a couple of their aforementioned devices into me and as the. Trinity arrived with reinforcements, that great soul said, I forgot. I was out of it.

My ankle felt rebroke, my neck, my hands and feet, my teeth only recently restored yesterday. All with gauze in my mouth and all nanobots inoperative sliding down my throat or in my socks...

The glows were out on the Northern range the last two nights. And last night human made mimicking Tiger devices were pulled out of me. Earth always gets more fun by the day don't it?

"What's your IQ?" Test after test appeared in the A.I. generated web pages. About -5 after that stuff.

Although yesterday I was in the process of winning Sid Meier's Civilization VI. I got diplomacy and attacked the Deutsch Holy Roman Emperor and left him with one city! And two days had not passed since the tooth -

I walked into the dentist office. This place was huge and there was only one dentist. "Hello Jeff," the starlet X-ray technician said. Although she had been in numerous fantasies. "Hello, how are you?" And I could not remember her name after four days had passed, which by the way was only a discovery by the dentist. Fortunately, the tooth pain had stopped before the discovery visit as there a two day wait while I screamed occasionally at home. While my personal hacker tried unsuccessfully to rob me by every trick in the hacker book.

I hoped she would come into the room I was in and I would see her name tag. But she did not. Or if she did, I was numbed with a shot. While I talked to the dentist that I only wanted one tooth removed. I would not the antibiotics unless absolutely necessary. He returned after about an hour. And in what seemed to be only a minute the tooth was gone. Sadly, by the time he came back from the shot, most of the pain killer must have been processed by my body because oh Lord I had to wrap my legs around the bottom of the chair and my arms around the back. While he pulled. A bunch of puss or disease must have come with the tooth. The pressure was gone.

I could not think very well as we talked about veneers, crowns, dentures - "Well since my crowns came out of those two teeth on the bottom left - I am on the smart side - I designed a new crown post that is five times stronger, hypo-allergenic, and can most likely be made with a 3D printer."

He was aghast. I shut up. I don't think anyone has been able to punch me or kick me in the after I took karate, then kung fu. I did however run into a couple of mountains and a fall flat on my face in Israel as I looked for evidence that the Baalim operated in the area and that is why the war started. No I did not say that.

Now don't do anything that might cause your heart to really pump blood, the other lady that was his assistant said. I told her the football broken neck story. "I will be fine. I recovery quickly."

I went to the Home Depot and loaded my pickup with concrete and lumber. Oh that's right I thought T'Merrick, the angelic dentist had changed the formula of the nanobots so they no longer look black or required calcium infusions. My tooth at 63 look chisel pointed in the X-ray and now it felt flat and growing.

"We have won the war versus the Tigers," the Holy, Only Begotten Son had said, "There could still be a few around though. Hence the outpost battle, "That is 5 sextillion free three day passes for you!" I turned out Zeebg's Host and himself had eaten numerous captured Tigers before he came to heaven and joined the Heavenly Host.

They were so full they couldn't eat anymore and they did not think they could contain the Tigers once they awoke bound.

As for me...

I must be a mutant. That explains it all. I really do hope it's the end.

You know I bet the Great Soul that I know as Jesus actually did heal people's teeth only no one would believe it. And so it passed as fiction. Yes, even God thinks it's funny.