The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

A guy had been dating a girl for a few months and had fallen madly in love with her. One evening, with the two of them alone at a romantic spot, he dropped to one knee and asked her to be his beloved forever.

"Marry me?" he asked.

"No," she replied.

And the man lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, watched football on TV, played golf a lot, went fishing and hunting, drank lots of beer and whisky, had plenty of money, and always arrived on time for everything. 

The end.