A Eccentric Fish

A Eccentric Fish desperately wanted a stapler that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Fish desperately looked for a helmet to worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.

A Eccentric Fish desperately wanted a pint of cider to sleep with. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Fish always had with them a computer to throw. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a computer being the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Fish craved for a cucumber to experiment on. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Fish desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.