The Handsome Fish

The Handsome Fish had a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Fish craved for a wig to cuddle. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig is the item to select.

The Handsome Fish owned a can of Tango that they would throw. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Handsome Fish always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Handsome Fish needed a bag of flour that they sometimes cuddle. It would be an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Handsome Fish looked for a radiator to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.