My Retarded Fish

My Retarded Fish desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Retarded Fish always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Fish needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Retarded Fish had a sword that they would often annihilate It was considered to be an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Fish, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Fish wanted a stapler that they would sometimes hug. It should have been an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Fish wanted a bag of flour to cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.