The Horny Fisherman

The Horny Fisherman needed a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Horny Fisherman always carried a stapler that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Fisherman had a radiator that they would share. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Horny Fisherman often carried a CD player to play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Fisherman had a condom to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Fisherman desperately wanted a big sponge that they would worship. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.